Thou Shalt Treat Thine Cardboard Box with Care

The mighty Destructoid had a contest the other day to photoshop (aka shoop) together images from Metal Gear and the Bible.


I couldn't find any inspiring pictures to work with, so I decided instead to write my own 10 Commandments based on some of the funnier quotes from the series. To my surprise, it was included in Rev. Anthony's follow-up article on religious symbolism in the Metal Gear series.


This will probably be a waste of your time unless you really like MGS:




PS: The commandments are all very closely based on actual quotes from the series. And at least on the right-hand stone, I tried to make a few of them echo the original commandments...